New Rant Page!

rant

So I decided to create a rant page cause I’m just so full of them and instead of making a daily post about em I could just dedicate a page that I and fellow readers can add to as well, awesome yea? yea so its up top in the menu bar, I will add to it daily or as I see fit, and also though I havent posted recently I mostly update the other pages and sub pages a bit more frequently, I  notice that I still have a booty load of readers daily and I appreciate you guys greatly for tolerating my foolery 😉

xoxo

How to decide who to marry- The kids version

LOL Kids know best cause they’ve been on this earth before, I know it.

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Funny baby pics

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Today’s kid

Man I can vent about this topic all day!!!!!!!!!!!!! whats wrong with our spoiled a&& kids?? I know the answer is us, the parents but damn I mean, my kids are electronic’d down, and I admit between their dad and I it keeps them busy its for the greater good and well why not right? but yet and still I find myself screaming at them to get out the house, we have a whole acre of backyard that nobody wants to go play in, nobody wants to go ride their bikes or scooters or go exploring or nothing cool that boys are supposed to wanna do. Especially now that its getting colder they REALLY don’t want to go outside now, so ive decided to be (the bad guy) and limit electronics times daily. well, LOL all I got was maaaaaaaaaaaa I don’t have anything to do!!!! so being the genius that i am, I handed em a bottle of 409 each and a wash rag and said scrub the wallls and baseboards I mean for God’s sake pick up a book or do something else or guess what? you’re gonna field day the house. Needless to say the house is immaculately clean these days well the walls anyway….

A trip to the dentist with the squad

We recently switched dentists, not that we didn’t love our dental provider of 6 years but, our new insurance carrier didn’t have her in our network so we had to choose a new one, I really like our new one, and the fact that they serviced children was a major plus to me, no one likes to have a zillion different providers, so since the squad was leaving for the summer on Friday I decided to have all their semi annual exams done. 

waiting time

Jt decided he was gonna read every book in the place to me while we waited, Iggy napped and Shawn was in the corner passed out was well. Iggy had just lost a tooth about an hour before the visit so he was a little bit on edge loll.

Jt got an A+ report

Iggy went first, X-rays and all, and came out with a good report as well as…… yea another tooth missing

iggys tooth

Up next, I begged the lady to please take JT because he is not a very good waiting room type of kid, he’s just waaaay too active to sit in one place longer than 2 minutes at a time. As they walk away I hear him tell her ” did my mom tell you I was a vampire?”  lmao iDied

JT has never really had any issues with dental visits, no one has ever had to strap him down or anything crazy not to mention he brushes his teeth more than anyone else at home so he always has a good report.

Once he was done, he decided to fall asleep on the ottoman, by the way, you’re not a parent OR a true photographer until you’ve captured a photo of someone falling lmfao, my poor kid. Luckily he’s not a cry baby, he laughed it off and crawled back on the chair and went back to sleep.

lmao jt falls off the ottoman while sleeping

Up next was Shawn, My big baby LOL he always spazzes out at any medical or dental visit, which he has every reason to because he came out with the worst report ever, not 1, not 3, nope not even 5, 7 nah! 10, 10 damn cavities, 10 yes 10, how on earth? for a parent who doesn’t buy or give her kids soda or sweets regularly , how does that even happen, well he confessed to the dentist that he drinks soda regularly at school go freakin figure

 

Jt loves him some Shawn LOL

cute little kids pack

Bite sized mees

Its  good to have someone half your size to goon out with you every once in a while! when it comes to my 6 year old he’s down for whatever, whenever LOL , My other two boys could care less about whats going on outside of the Playstation 3, eating and sleeping #Boylife They’re getting ready to leave me for the summer, I’m sure gonna miss them! *fake cry* note: my 15 year old isn’t bite sized at 6’3 174lbs -_-

The Iggster and I

You know you’re getting old when…

I’m only 32 22 but as of lately I can’t help but notice that things just havent been the way I remember, maybe I’m not alone, maybe its just my imagination but you know you’re getting old when..

  • You can’t sleep a whole night without getting up to pee – OK so I thought it was cause I drink a total of 104 oz of water daily at work but this past weekend I did a test and drank NO water and STILL got up to tinkle 3-4 times in the middle of the night ugh
  • Your kid’s friends that you used to care for afterschool, are adding  you on Facebook
  • The mere thought of going to the club gives you the same symptoms of a hangover
  • On television, you only watch CSI, Law and Order, Criminal Minds, and Snapped and you call them your “stories” you also have the DVR set to record first runs and repeats lmfao guilty as charged doon doon!
  • You still watch Jeopardy and then Wheel of Fortune.. in that order
  • You fall asleep earlier than your kids do – (  ._.) man….
  • You no longer whoop the kids you just put em in the corner, cause you too tired and be damned if you break a nail or have to chase somebody
  • You own a back scratcher
  • Your knees crack, so do your ankles when you walk
  • You’ve gotta write EVERYTHING down, or put it in your phone, or else you’ll forget
  • Your tolerance for EVERYTHING  is in the negatives, a trip to Walmart sends you over the edge
  • You’re alot more verbal- these days I’m liable to say anything to anyone, I remember a time when I never even used to speak to strangers, this morning I asked the convenience store clerk if I had a nipple out cause he wouldn’t stop staring at my chest. Gimme some..
  • Gray hairs are popping up in unmentionable places
  • Everything you eat is a threat to your diet
  • EVERY song on the radio gets on your damn nerves now, You find comfort in listening to what you used to call “The old folks station”
  • You’re oblivious to whats happening around you- A male friend of mine used to say” you don’t see how guys gawk at you in the hallways at work”? I’m like dude im either focused on running to the restroom or grabbing a coffee before the cafe closes down for the day. I can be a total space head and blonde some most of the time.
  • You don’t answer your phone- LMAO I think im too lazy to talk, text me all day but call me? good luck, and don’t bother leaving a voicemail, if it was important you would have texted LOL! bewm!

I’m interested in finding out how life will be when I really get old, kids are graduated and out the house, can’t text them from the other room to bring me a bottled water from the fridge, like what is that life even like? LOL! I know all these symptoms I listed above are more than likely all mental ( I hope) or just a sign that my extreme laziness has now manifested itself into a more evident state.. welp..