10 Things im over

  1. Fast food drive thru worker’s attitudes– ok so like I try not to have an attitude at the drive thru because only God knows what would happen to my food by some disgruntled employee but  regardless, I’ve been encountering a lot of pissy moods lately and I’m a little perturbed as to why.
  2.   This heat- Its hot, I mean its been hot as HELL literally and I’m so over walking in the heat whether its to my vehicle or to a store the first bead of sweat always seems to be tricklin down my sweater pups I hate hate hate boobs and sweat, combine the two and you have one pissed off Dani.. moving on..
  3. Bad breath-  whats the problem? when in doubt don’t speak to someone 4 inches away from their face, why is this ok? why can you not smell the funk you’re emitting from your suck? this is not ok, and as of lately I haven’t been able to hold my tongue on this matter.. at all.
  4. Beyonce stans- I dunno why folks cannot let this girl be, they spent 9 months in her vagina swearing she wasn’t even pregnant, swearing she had a surrogate, swearing her baby was the anti christ, she decides to release pics of the child, omg beyonce is wearing braids God forbid the girl do something normal like wear flats while pushing a stroller, people really need to get a life. Same goes for the KimYE stans!
  5. Duck lips in photos- I don’t know who told women this was sexy, I’ve even witnessed a few guys doing it as well, stop the madness!
  6. Family stick figure stickers on vehicles ughh
  7. Pube like hairs on my food- I can’t even begin to describe what my hunger is like when I leave work for the day, so on my way home I tend to hunt for food, half the time the food makes it home, the other half im stuffin my face while driving with my thighs. But to finally open up your meal and see this curly substance staring back at you? wtf is happening here? are people scratching their crotches then preparing your food? are you wiping my hamburger bun on your jewels then neatly wrapping it up like seriously how does this happen, and don’t tell me it’s not a pube cause I know what pubes look like! *crickets* anyway..
  8. Phony people and brown nosers at work- lmao the fake smiles and hellos… #overit
  9. Laundry- ha! dear future husband, we will have a maid for this sole purpose, that is all.
  10. People who spit publicly- you’re gross and should be stoned to death with fish tank rocks, for women that do it? there’s a special dept in hell for them as well.

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2 Comments (+add yours?)

  1. Anita
    Jul 26, 2012 @ 21:24:54

    Sweaty boobs are as bad as a sweaty butt crack. And for the bad breath…play a game and start tossing breath mints in it or draw a toilet seat on their chin. When phony people come around start sneezing uncontrollably and when they ask whats wrong. Just say I got Phonalogies and Brownositis… but it only acts up when you get around. Gotta get some enjoyment.

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